May 19, 2009

Talented Screams


American Idol finalist, Adam Lambert, reportedly didn't sleep until he was eighteen months old, per his parents in an interview tonight. They attribute Adam's brilliant voice to the hours and hours of screaming at night.

Oh, dear sweet baby James... while you have given up the sleepless night ghost (only waking to scream 1-2 times a night now, and literally falling down to sleep the second we open the door), you have taken to the throwing yourself on the floor and screaming during the day when life does not go your way. My fellow kindred Scorpio soul, I do not get angry at
you during these fits of insanity. Rather I completely empathize, and wish I could throw myself down and do exactly the same.

I cannot wait to see what your Talented Screams hold in store for you.

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