November 13, 2009

The Definition of Family...

So Dictionary.com defines family as "parents and their children, considered as a group whether living together or not." While I think this a bit close-minded definition (hello, what about grandparents, cousins, etc)... I am revising this definition to fit with the health of our family lately.


Family is: "parents and their children, considered as a group, bonded together through each one's designated role as a 'germ incubus,' spreading cooties to each other through fingers in mouths and noses and ears and eyes... and acheiving said individual roles by unintentional (or often intentional and slyly) planting said fingers in others noses and mouths and ears and eyes, resulting in days and days of misery and wailing and nashing of teeth."


1 comment:

kelly said...

Why are little boys so fascinated with boogers?? Spencer could entertain himself for HOURS with his boogers....