November 13, 2010

Child: Defined

CHILD: (n) \'chi(e)ld\:

(1) a young person between infancy and youth;
(2) the quickest way to ensure that you will never again do exactly what you want to do, when or how you want to do it;
(3) the most annoying little animal possible, yet the most awesome, all wrapped up in one little package;
(4) career-killer and life-saver;
(5) main source of frustration and laughter;
(6) all that really matters in this world, walking around outside one's body.

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