November 14, 2010

I Hate Experts

The Expert shaved his beard (which I love) into a mustache (which I hate).  He thinks it's hilarious.  Walked out of the bathroom, strutting and all, with this look on his face. Like, oh yes I did.

I've been in a bit of an emotional slump and he says the mustachio stays until I am happy again.  I tried to explain to him that the Charlie Chaplin isn't helping me to love him more.  And it certainly doesn't make me happy.

The Expert is a lot of things... but self-deprecating isn't one of them.  One hundred bucks says there's no way that Rollie Fingers is walking into his office tomorrow looking like that.

He's a funny know-it-all.  Oh, how I hate him.

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